Peace out, Pearl River, you've been mad lovely, but driving to work and school from Rockland County sucks tremendously.
I'll miss my folks, but well, when your lady is as bad-ass as mine is, you tend to get over it.
Hopefully folks, I won't be as incognito as I've been in the past few weeks. I have a thousand apologies to offer up to a thousand different people, but well, you heard it here first.
If y'all wanna send us a housewarming gift, we ain't gonna stop ya.