Wednesday, August 27, 2008

DEMOCRATS

Mitt Romney and Rudy Giuliani are standing outside your little Unity Party and barking up a storm about how you are divided.

Wait, let's rephrase.

The Republican primary losers--one of whom is a pro-life Conservative from the bluest state on the planet and one of whom is the guy whose cops assaulted Abner Louima--are pretending like the GOP actually likes John McCain. And they are calling YOU divided.

If you don't address these nitwits like TODAY, I am going to punch Howard Dean square in the face and vote for my neighbor's dog for President. At least he knows how to make noise.

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